Songs Lyrics

"Don't rock the juicebox"     Alan Jackson's "Don't rock the Jukebox"

"If you wanna play in Texas you gotta have a fiddle in the van"

Crazy Sayings

Sydney says to Tina..."Mommy I do not want to go to college. I just want to work at McDonald's". Tina asks Sydney why she wants to work at McDonald's and Sydney says "So I can see Daddy". "Daddy will come to the drive-thru and say I want a Bacon, egg and cheese mcgriddle and a large coke. And I will say...Coming right up daddy!"

Sydney looked at a child mannequin in a store and asked Tina "what did they kill that kid or something"

Favorite Commercial-    "I am dead up to my eyeballs, somebody help me." Supposed to be " I am in debt up to my eyeballs, somebody help me."

Laney says the blessing at the dinner table and thanks God for making the world in seven days. Sydney says "You mean God never has to sleep" and Laney comes back with "No...just like the people at Waffle House".

Sydney "Daddy what do you want for Christmas?" I answer and say "Peace". Sydney then says "What you mean peace and quiet". With three small kids I think she knows what I need better than I do.